Old Man: "Now let me tell you young people how you know when someone really loves you." "When someone tells you I loovve YOU!"
Teenage Girl: Did you know that if you are good and decided to turn evil you would be... A MONSTER!
Butcher: (Sees baby chickens in a box at neighbors house) Now look at that immature meat sitting inside that box. (Says to neighbor) Let me know when they MaTURE!
2 comments:
you're sick tweet.
me: Where are you tweet.
tweet: I'm turned side ways right in front of you.
me: ooohhhh!!
Yeah If I could do that in real life, I would feel pretty confident about being a Navy Seal!
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